Not News: Now You Can Buy a Paperclip For Only $185!
As many people around the world starve and lack access to basic necessities like water running, it may comfort you to know that hold your paper together in style.
Yes, Prada is selling a new kind of paperclip at Barney's New York for a mere one hundred and eighty five dollars! And it even has "Prada" engraved on the side so you don't mistake it for your other paperclips that probably cost a few cents.
You could theoretically hold together several ten dollar bills with a clip that exceeds the actual value of the currency you're holding. Just make sure you're at least carrying one eighty six dollars in cash in all times.
Yeah, this is pretty dumb.