On a hot and steamy day, a 75-year-old woman allegedly hit a man in the face with feces.

According to Saugerties police, Jill Moy was walking her dog on Jane Street on Wednesday when the animal urinated on another resident’s property. The owner of the property witnessed the dog peeing and asked the 75-year-old woman from Saugerties if she would kindly not let her dog relieve itself on his property anymore.

Moy was steaming mad about the confrontation with the homeowner but she left the area before squeezing out any physical abuse.

The homeowner may have thought the altercation was over with, but there was still a little bit more to go. A short time later, Moy returned armed with dog feces, officials say.

Moy is then accused of throwing the dog feces at the homeowner. Apparently, the woman has great aim when it comes to dumping poop, as the dog feces allegedly hit the man directly in the face, while he was sitting in his car. Dog poop in the face, the horror!

Moy was located by officers and taken into custody without incident. She was charged with 2nd-degree harassment, a violation.

Moy is scheduled to appear before the Village of Saugerties Court at a later date.

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